It used to be that you wanted a rabbit for a pet, but admittedly that was before we got Boots and you apparently fell in love with the Cat King.’ �...Oh, I still love him and I always will, but I realized that I can’t live in his world. There was nothing for me to do there. I had no family – other than the kittens and my husband,’ I murmured that last bit quietly since I hadn’t mentioned the kittens at all yet. ‘And no friends. I had no job, I had absolutely nothing to do but play. That was fun. It was 20 minutes almost since we left the party for the coal. We came back to senses and she suddenly kissed my cheek. We smiled and went back to the party. We were teased if we went to the nearby city to get the coal by the landlady. We made up some story instantly that we didn’t find the stool/ladder.We smiled looking at each other in the corner of the eye. Meanwhile, the landlady has gulped one bottle of white wine completely. We enjoyed chicken, lamb, and veggies. Joanne and I finished one. She told me to close the door, and started looking threw it, commenting on the random sexual positions the women were in and how slutty some of the girls looked, then when she got to the back page she gasped when she saw the add for the penis enlarger featuring a guy showing off his 10 inch rod. She said in a low voice “it’s so big…way bigger then Zack’s.” I don’t think she meant for me to hear her, but I did and went to the side of the bed to see what she was talking about. “Oh” I said, “Yeah. But it seemed like she was trying to planeverything that evening. Couldn't some of it wait? But she explainedthat we girls would be spending a day at the spa tomorrow and againjust before the wedding. I was a bit apprehensive about that, butfigured a day of pampering as a young woman might not be so bad.The next morning, I woke with a shriek of shock at finding breasts onmy boy's chest and my rear so wide. And reaching between my legs,where was my morning erection? Where was my penis! Oh.