"I bought it after I retired. It's a hobby farm, after all; I'll get a few bucks from raising alfalfa to help with the taxes. I've got about a hundred...and thirty acres here; it's pretty much long and narrow since one side of it runs along the Interstate. That means we've got a clear mile. It gives some room to shoot; the Napoleon couldn't shoot that far on the best day it ever had, and it'll be a while before an air gun can get a pumpkin out that far. Not that I don't intend to be the first.". The door bell rang, and Becky shouted out, "Oh theyare here" as she went over to the door.As It turns out, only two guys enter into the house: Jason wearing anice and taut black tux outfit and Sam, who decided to wear a morecasual plaid green sweater and khaki slacks. "Awww, where's Johnny at?"Becky asked, with a slight pouting expression. Claire noticed Allydidn't bother asking about Michael-might be better that way, shefigured. Jason laughed that off, stating, "Haha, well girls, that. I suddenly realised that Amy's eyes kept glancing down towards my crotch, I blushed and so did she. “Its a shame Emma is coming over” I said, “We could have gone out for a drink”“James, are you asking me out?” She asked grinning. I took this as a positive sign;“Well you are absolutely gorgeous.” I paused, for effect “Yes I am.”“There is a problem with that” My heart sank “You see, my parents won't let me go out with boys my own age, they would never let me out of the house if the thought I had. He sounded sincere. I told himI'd be glad to tip a few with him.After I left, I thought about it. He was a nice enough guy, kind ofnerdy, but innocent enough. I had no idea why he was sporting amedallion around his penis, but must be an interesting story if what hetold me about its requiring major surgery to remove it.Then again, if we ever met again, maybe its derivation wouldn't come upin a conversation. I know I wouldn't discuss it if my cock looked likea flower in bloom. If I recalled.