So, they launched this business exclusively for women and made itimpossible for any man (gay or straight) or any lesbian to see or hearany evidence o... JBW's existance. For example they say JBW advertisesheavily through all the normal channels: TV commercials, print ads,banner ads, etc. But unless you're a hetero female, every JBW ad appearsas an add for tampons. But even with all those hyper-specific details,nobody believes JBW exists, mostly for the simple reason that THERE IS NOSUCH THING AS. The locals seemed to want to test my knowledge. Linda Roberts probably has a hangover and a half. I think she was trolling the Internet to find exotic drinks to test my knowledge. She had everything from a Harvey Wallbanger to Long Hard Wet Screw last night." Getting a little personal, aren't you?" Bryant asked. "I mean, I'm sure Bill got lucky but you don't have to give commentary." It's a drink, Dork," Jan said."Oh," Bryant said, smiling and winking at Chuck. "I took her phone away from her. You may be wondering what happened with my girlfriend? Well, as I told you before, she found these strange little things about me, and she realized my problem even before I did. By the time this happened she was the only woman who could give me a boner, and that was because I loved her. That special night when it all happened we were having sex, and I was underneath her (you can imagine, of course why I liked to be underneath, and it was NOT a fetish for being submissive) when she sat up, still. I followed up with a swift kick to the stomach, and to everyone's surprise sent him flying across the room into a different set of boxes. I felt all this energy running through my body, and suddenly realized that I was a lot stronger than I had been. I had to assume that was due to the flashes, and now this were part of some side effect from taking the two berries at once. Did I suddenly have superpowers or something? Like I said, my life just keeps getting weirder. Frank dusted himself, and.