"Yes, embarrassing, what was embarrassing darlin", you asked, and your hand stopped stroking and started to play with my balls.-----------------------...-------"We where out hiking in the woods, fishing, bathing naked, you and me, all alone, we where making out in the hot sun, and you where sitting on all four, I was standing behind you, about to take you doggy style"--------------------------------"Mm, hot, yes, but embarrassing?", you replied and started to play with both your hands, still. Sie machten mir noch einmal klar, wie sehr sie von mir enttäuscht waren und dass sie zum Glück eine Lösung gefunden haben. Sie haben für mich einen Platz in einem Mutter und Kind Heim weit entfernt von unserem Zuhause gefunden. So wird niemand im Ort etwas davon erfahren und sie könnten behaupten, dass ich im Ausland zum Studieren wäre. Ich war total entsetzt! Auf meine Widerworte machten mir meine Eltern allerdings sehr deutlich klar, dass sie eine andere Lösung nicht unterstützen werden.. The show finished about 10:30 and as it was a full day at sea the following day (no early rise!) I decided to try the on board Night Club,It was only a small club room for about fifty or sixty people and a small dance floor I stood near the bar with a drink after a few moments a tall blond in a very short dress tapped me in the shoulder and said hello I replied with a smile, it took a few seconds but then I recognised her as the acrobat from the stage show earlier as she saw the realisation of. .."On it went. Then he asked if anybody else knew any."This guy walks into a bar and asks for a gin and tonic," I begin.The bartender tells him he has to be more specific.What do you mean? The guy asks.The bartender says, "There are Nitrogen, Oxygen, and hydrogen. You need to be more specific."The guy say; "I want two turds to go." What are you talking about?" the bartender says as he throws up his hands in frustration."There are three kinds of turds." The man says. There's mustard, custard and.