The clouds thinned, then surrendered altogether, and a look of pure evil washed over the pumpkin’s face. A malevolent laugh dropped out of his grinn...ng mouth. Bah, no fluffy white icing of the sky would deter him, nor would it stop him from his appointed mission. For he was Jack O’Lantern, and on this night, he ruled supreme. ‘On Vomit, on Putrid,’ he called to the bats pulling the pumpkin carriage in which he rode, ‘on Goner, on Shits’n,’ A pumpkin riding in a carved-out pumpkin carriage?. One night, while laying in bed, I was feeling horny and decided to play with myself. I thought my roommate was asleep and that I was being very quiet. I was mistaken. I heard Jerry say, "Would you like some help with that". I didn't know how to reply. I just said, "Sorry, I thought you were sleeping". There was a little light coming in the window from the yard light and I saw him sit up in bed as he said, "Really, I'd like to help you with that". Again, I didn't know what to say. . I went home that day, really understanding how different my life was. Ithad all been by my design, but not even getting as much as acknowledgedby people that once deferred to me was almost too much to handle. Icould handle the pain in my feet, the wedgies and itching from mypantyhose, the lustful leers, but not even being worthy of acknowledgmentby lesser beings was something else.Still, I knew that I had to persevere. My father and grandfather had toomuch of themselves wrapped up in the. She wanted to bring me for a walk to the park, naked, on all fours. She fastened a collar around my neck and tugged on the leash. Before we came out the door she forced me on my knees. I wanted to sigh but held it in. She opened the door, I followed her outside, crawling along behind her. We walked for a while before mistress came to a stop. The skin on my hands and knees was broken from the sidewalks irregular pieces. She told me to lift my leg and pee. I felt so ashamed but didn’t want to be.