“DifficultQuestion,umm…Ah I have a simple answer though,..I want a girl like you didi,..”I smiled.She said,”Ohh,..Now you are hitting on me eh...?,..Mind it you call me didi..”I repiled giggling,”I call you didi but you are not my real didi na,..”,she laughed and said “Naughty boy,..Well..So what do youI understood where this conversation wwas leading to but just to confirm I replied,”Didi,I like all of you..!!”,but she insisted,”Arey not like that re,what do you like in my body??And don’t feel. Seeing them looking so small and ridiculouswouldn't help me at the moment.But maybe going to the house tonight was a bad idea? Even if everythingturned out alright and I made it back as myself, I would be coming hometo a Dad who would no doubt wonder where in the hell I'd gone to!Especially after I told him I was going to bed! It would be like I hadlied to him just to go somewhere. He'd want to know why I went, whereand why I didn't want to tell him. It would be a big hassle. Better justto go. You’ll need a picture. Got one?”“You can take one,” she said bravely as we headed for the stairs.As she stood up one of the heels on her shoes broke.“Damn,” she said, fiddling with it.“Take them off and walk barefoot,” I said. “It’s a hotel, it’s clean and you’re a guest.”My room was a long walk and I could see her enjoying being the carefree girl with her shoes in her hand. She seemed to loosen up because of it, and by the time we got inside she was quite breezy.I took a bottle of white rum. .. that’s not right!”“But you seem to love it when Cuda goes there!” Sammy chuckled in response.“Ladies! Enough!” I said trying to mercifully end their ‘backdoor-jam’ discussion as the PA Announcer finished introducing the second and third place winners in the All-round competition.“Speaking of later,” Lynette said as the crowd noise dropped to allow a more civil volume level to be used. “What do you and Paulie have on tap for tonight?”“Nothing, actually,” Sammy replied, “His mom and dad are.