" Nothing really beats a few beers with a mate down the pub when your wife and his girlfriend have gone OS for a few weeks. We were one week into our ...wo week bachelor stint and tonight we wanted a decent feed and a few beers. As we sat and hooked into our tucker I saw Maria, a friend of a friend, come into the pub. II'd heard about Maria being a bit of a slapper who put it about quite freely so I watched her with interest for a while and pointed her out to Goodie, my mate. Goodie is a bit of. And it is a lot further North, so winter nights can start at 4 in the evening, and last until almost 8 in the morning. At least I was able to sell my snow tires before I moved down.”“Snow tires? Those are a real thing?”“Oh yeah. They have deeper grooves, and these metal spikes to give better traction. We generally swap them out from late October to April. Avoids having to take chains on and off.”By this time Linda had pushed up with her arms and my hands were cupping her breasts. And in taking. " Until this cruise," Stan said, accepting his breakfast from the server, "I'd never met him in person, but I'll tell you that for all the exceptional writing he produced, he also produced a lot of ill will. Frankly, though, I don't think he was targeted for being an ass."He dug into his food and waved his fork at us. "I really should have canceled this cruise for the ceremony with all the other trouble." What other trouble?" I asked, sipping my coffee."The murders," he said. The shower that followed was a very long one, and no one doubted that this was about the sex as well, after which they borrowed Sven's bath towels to dry off, and then streaked into the hallway."Folks, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that Celia and I are back together and we have decided to get married! The bad news is that Celia still won't share me, so I'm afraid it's no more to the swinging, boys and girls. It was fun while it lasted, but we have talked it over and agreed to.