Today, as my father, three brothers, and two sisters stood around my mother’s hospital bed, my mother uttered her last coherent words before she die.... She simply said: “I feel so loved right now. We should have gotten together like this more often.”Today, I kissed my dad on the forehead as he passed away in a small hospital bed. About 5 seconds after he passed, I realized it was the first time I had given him a kiss since I was a little boy.Today, in the cutest voice, my 8-year-old daughter. " In case you change your mind," he left his card.What the hell is an Agathis?I knew one way to find out; King Edward Technical College has an excellent biology department, and I work for KETC. So ... I found the Biology Offices ... and ... at seventeen ... I have to admit ... I look like a student.The lady behind the desk sent me up to the only man in the building who wasn't, at the moment, teaching. I followed her contorted directions and found T.C. Whittier Ph.D. in his office. I. We drove down bumpy roads for about an hour and a half before stopping. All I had been thinking about all week was my naked bride letting herself be fucked by who knows!We had arrived at our destination. They sat me up and put a gag in my mouth so I couldn’t say anything. I was told not to make any noises or the five minutes would be a lot shorter. “Be nice and we will too!” I was told.I was escorted around the area, through a little shack. It led to an open courtyard which was in front of. If I were to apply one to it, I would say that it were a fallen aristocrat. During those moments when it engages in reveries of past finery, its jacket pulled in tight, its head cocked in blushed dignity, the stories it could tell! Such as the silently composed Indian virgin who, upon being asked if she would like to do ‘doggy,’ replied, “What’s that?” “Y’know, from behind?” and he was all for giving this twenty-one year old beginner a lesson or two. Or the dopey eyed Oboist who, when.