I smiled, “I get off on making the girl feel really, really good. You know, curl your toes and make your eyes roll back in your head, screaming in e...stasy.”“Riiiiggghhht!” she laughed.“Hang on! If you don’t think I can do that, why do you want to have sex with me? It’s not about creating a relationship, because we already have one!”“It just seems like you’re bragging and braggarts are usually full of crap.”“I wasn’t bragging,” I said. “I was telling you what gets me off. The girl comes first,. . something a little more flattering than her regular office wear. But as she looked at her closet, she couldn't find anything that she thought would work. Betty didn't often have an opportunity to get dolled up - most of her wardrobe consisted of clothes that played down her appearance. With Saturday only two days away, she decided she needed to go shopping after work tomorrow and find something attractive that would please Robert. That Friday, as she did her usual work, she kept glancing over. At the same time she was unzipping his jeans and opening his pants. She dropped both his pants and underwear to his thighs and took hold of his thick hard cock. Gregs' cock was almost an exact match of his Dads', almost 7 inches and thick with a big mushroom head. "Mmmmmmmm" was all Mom said as she got on her knees in front of Greg and licked the head of his cock. "Oh God, Jennie, please suck my cock..Oh yeah", Greg panted. Mom obliged and took his entire length into her mouth and pulled. One of the Heads, remembering his younger days before the altar, asked, "Hey Faddah. How'd you break your arm?" I slipped and fell in the bathtub, boys."The Heads continued onward. After half a block, one turned to the other and asked, "Man, what's a bathtub?"The second dude pondered then replied, "I don't know. I'm not Catholic."These are compliments of john a.TWO CROCODILESTwo crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I.