Mom laid down on her back on the lounger I'd set out for her. Her breasts sagged as much off the sides of her chest as any other direction when she la...d on her back like that. She said "Hut, I forgot the baby oil. Can you go get it?"I asked "Where is it?"She said "There's a bottle on the shelf in the mud room." Now baby oil was almost a magic elixer to Mom. She used it to moisturize her skin, as suntan lotion, and I have no idea what else. I said "Sure, Mom" as I pushed myself up off of the. Kayla smiled, her eyes softening. "Oh, yes, I do," she replied.Lori cocked her head critically. "Yes, I believe you do," she said seriously. She suddenly grinned. "Come on," she said, taking us each by an arm. "I should introduce you around." And she led us into the living room, where a lot of the soccer parents were standing or sitting in little pockets of conversation.I knew most of them, having met one or both parents at one time or another over the course of the last couple of seasons, so. I chased it, quietly circumspectly you understand. And when it was offered I averred Damnit man, theres ten bob unpaid, Youll have to pay me to take them off your hands! Within ten minutes the rumour was abroad, P&NCR stock was worthless, less than worthless. Toxic. I lost count of the transactions. I must have formed a dozen imaginary shell companies with myself as company secretary. I think by days end I had acquired over 50#% of the shares for four pounds seven shillings and sixpence.. “Huh?”. Oh my nipples (her teeth were starting to clinch up and speaking was being clearly effected), ya they actually are huge, I have to wear heavy padded bras.“Wait, youre wearing a heavy padded bra right now”?“Ya but when I get turned on I cant hide them unless I strap them down” as she was talking about this she was looking down at her nipples and pinching and tweaking at them a bit, as if its just a prop for the conversation.“That’s amazing. I don’t think I have ever seen nipples that.