One turns to the other and says “I think we got this joke wrong”4. My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot d...wn.5. What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.6. I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said “Thanks” I said “Don’t mention it”7. I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.8. I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.9. What’s the. There was a mass invasion of next-door neighbor."Hi, Doc."She swung her shotgun in my direction and said, "Whenever you go, you're taking that damn cat when you do." She gave Six the thrice over, "Who is this handsome galoot?" Doc, this is the god Six, Six, this is my rowdy next-door neighbor, Doctor Janine. Six, Janine. Janine, Six. Close your mouth, both of you." Medical?" asked Six."Yup ... why?" I was afraid it was Doctor of Divinity," Six said."Nope ... Oh ... OH!" Her eyebrows disappeared. Who wouldn’t prefer a guided tour like this? Sanjay bent down to kiss her vagina and without even having to be told, he licked it very gently. He heard a loud moan in response. Mrs. Joshi was loving it. “Good! Keep doing it” said Mrs. Joshi. Sanjay repeated the licking. Mrs. Joshi widened the opening of her vagina with her index and middle finger. She said “Put your tongue inside”. Sanjay did so. “Aaah!” Mrs. Joshi was getting intense stimulation now. She whispered “Wiggle it inside”. Sanjay. ”The two of them promised to meet me later at the hotel, but I knew they would probably hook up with a pair of street working girls and be shacked up faster than a speeding bullet and with a lot more fun.The traffic was thankfully light and I rolled into the tiny parking lot next to the hotel at a quarter to seven and presented my identification and my debit card for the desk clerk to swipe and charge my account.The elevator was not working but that was normal for the Hotel Majestic. I had.
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