Michael: No more Teflon-coated stainless steel razor blades... "Stop!" Kevin said. "You need a different kind of pacing, or this just sounds like a li...t of things you're going to miss. Go back and try that again, please?"We did, and it changed, including the slap — which was harder ... So I fell and said the 'Teflon line' from the floor. Amy offered her hand as she went on:Amy: Those are all ... things Michael. We can get along without the things we had.Back on my feet, I brushed myself. Morrison’s office. She walked with her nose up in the air and with perfect posture, like she had had a poker permanently planted up her ass. Looking completely livid, she turned to me and scathingly declared, ‘I cannot and will not work with that man. I don’t care how much he pays. I will not do it. You will just have to find someone else. Goodbye’ I watched her attempt to slam the door after her, on her way out, only to be thwarted by the doors hydraulic hinges. I giggled. Well, I guess that. .I have a shift in...a couple..."She continues to advance on him, unfastening another button of her shirt. "No, honey, I want to hear what you have to say. I'm all ears." She watches him stumble backward as he looks quickly to her chest, then back anxiously to her face."I...uh thought...I thought..." He backs up a step more and finds himself sitting down onto the arm of the sofa. He watches her approaching, her tight, firm cleavage now at eye level, visible between the gap in her blouse. "You. Look, you are only twenty-three. You're a gorgeous woman with a lifetime before you. You will recover and no doubt have a job very soon. Call me anytime you need help and I'll be more than happy to write you a job recommendation." I left his office feeling like Marie Antoinette being led to the guillotine. I felt so helpless and life seemed so hopeless. On the way home, I stopped for a caffeine fix at Starbucks ordering a Vente Caffè Americano. They were hiring so I filled out an application..
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