Jake said. We got into the car and drove to my moms home. Mom..were drunk and dont know what to do. I said. Umm honey getting drunk is bad and illegal...at you boys age. I think you should go back home and dont do anything stupid. By the way, heres your Christmas present. She gave me 100 bucks. Thanks. I said. We stumbled out of the house and drove back. Well that was boring. What can we do? We got no money. Jake said, clearly starting to get sober already. Lets just play Dare. Okay. Jake I dare. It is all very complicated." In my case I am, as I have said, a 'cross-dresser'. To me that is adescription of someone who is happy to be male but from time to timeneeds to allow the feminine part of his personality some time for'herself'. I'm sure you appreciate that we all have a balance of themale and female within us; it just varies from one person to another."At this point a red-faced Henry Jones interrupted me. "Stop this filthat once," he demanded. "My wife doesn't need to hear about. "Yeah. I talked to him at school today. He wanted to make out with me in the hallway, and I turned him down. He started to get a little pissed off at me, but I told him about the project we were doing and asked him if we wanted in. He was drooling like a dog over the idea. 'Fuck, yeah! I'm so there!' he said. I told him not to say anything to anyone about it, or it would be called off and he promised he'd keep it zipped. So he's in for the next production meeting." Cool," I said. "But is he. Jones came out and Jack was surprised. The principalwas checking HIM out! Shock made him appear quiet andreserved."Please come in, Mrs. Williams."Jack waked gracefully into the office. He sat down,remembering at the last minute to cross his legs like his auntalways did."I know this is awkward for you, Mrs. Williams."Jack smiled. If the pompous jerk only knew how awkward hewould shit a brick! Jack rapidly lost his awe of the man whohad punished him so often. It was hard to be intimated by aguy.