He held his breath when he unwrapped the box and opened it.He was surprised when he was greeted by the face of his mother, an exact duplicate down to ...he skin color and shape of her plump lips. Lifting the head mask out of the box, he noticed underneath that there was a similarly colored bodysuit folded neatly underneath. Setting aside the mask, he picked up the suit and was amazed at the feel of the material. It was made of a strong latex polymer that would not tear even under harsh conditions. "I mean... realistically, will they? Will the radio stations play songs that don't involve you being accompanied by distorted guitars and heavy drum beats?" I make music, Pauline," he told her. "It's what I do and I'm good at it. There might be some kind of backlash from the hard-core Intemperance fans, but I think I'll pick up enough new fans to replace them. There is a precedent for this." There is?" she asked."Robert Plant," Jake said. "His solo stuff is very different from classic Led. I knew that by noon, the vodka would smooth things out."Jack, why are you home and why the heck did you run that darn siren in the neighborhood. Geez, you are such an idiot." Then Roberta pretended to notice me for the first time. "Oh, and company! Jack, why is your uh, little friend here with you?" Dear, I'll remember not to use the siren any more in our neighborhood. I'm sorry. I brought Renee by because there was something I needed to say, and I want her here." Jack hung his head a looked a. I was 22 then and apart from the weird feelings I got when I saw my mum either naked or in her sweaty workout gear I carried on as normal, dating girls and going out with my friends. Like I said I'm 31 now and thanks to my mum I have toned my body with weight training and a good healthy lifestyle. I like to admire my hard work in the mirror, checking out my ripped muscles and perfectly honed abs. I know a couple of my friends who happen to be gay would just love to get a hold of my bod. Yet, as.