At the end of the evening we'll be having our usual prize draw,” suddenly a large amount of applause and shouting from the audience, “Ah, you know...what I mean then!” he continued and I looked quizzically at Tony, who just winked back at me. “Anyway, you've got me first, then your supper...”Tony wasn't giving anything away, so I just concentrated on the guy at the mic. Not only was he the MC but he started an incredibly blue stand-up routine. The jokes and stories were unashamedly disgusting and. ...Hans: It is all there for youMona: It is very slippery now, please get on the floor, on all four and stick your ass up in the air.Hans: Will do, will doMona: Now honey, I already lubed my foot and my some of red toe nails are going in, do they hurt honey?Hans: I will lick your feed firstMona: no honey, my food is going in your ass right now and this is final, get on with itHans: Yes, yesMona: I want to see how much you can take it fagHans: Please not all your foot, pleaseMona: That is up to. .. because the ship won't let me out of the equipment bay. I grouched a lot. Finally, HAL/Ricky broke down and gave me a tour. So ... you get one too. It's going to be boring ... this thing is huge.When we were 'rescued' by the spider The hole in the hull of the ship was about the size of a football field on its side. 100 yards by 50 yards ... American football, not futbal (soccer). We're on the other side of the sun right now and pretty much in earth orbit ... the sun is hard to see through. I. Danny was completely embarassed by what had happened. He was 18 and had never thought of his Granny in a sexual way until about a half an hour ago. Granny had always been the fun granny and would do anything for her only grandc***d. Luckily for them there was an off ramp about 5 miles ahead and they pulled off into a small one stop sign town in the middle of no where. There was one run down shabby motel. Danny pulled into the parking lot. There wasn’t another car there. ‘I’m not even sure.