"I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.My next crap could spell disaster.Went out last night and got really wasted.I woke up this morning ne...t to a fat old bird who was snoring and farting ... so, at least I got home OK.The wife's back on the warpath again.She was up for making a home video last night and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport."Nationality?" asks the immigration officer."German," she. Poor Alex started to cry as she held her head down and started taking off her short. She kicked off her shorts, socks and shoes till she was only wearing her matching pink bra and panties. ?She crossed her arms over her body weeping. ?Let’s see those tits!!!!!? A girl yelled from the back of the room. She looked around trying to find a way out of there and go to the police. But her dream of being a cheerleader would be over and who knows what they would do to her if she ran. Her hands. Then Jack stepped out of his stall, saying, “You’d better get that register straightened out before it’s time to close, or we’ll never get out of here.” Lin had no idea what he was talking about, especially since she hadn’t used the register all afternoon. Nevertheless she got up from her stool as he entered her stall, and allowed him to brush past her to reach the register. He squatted down as if to look more closely at the machine. Then he suddenly swiveled, fell to his knees in front of Lin,. My eyes fall to your crotch and I smile, you are excited already. Mmm. I watch you as I bring my hands to my chest, my fingers pausing to pinch my already erect nipples through the fabric of my bra.Your breath quickens, your excitement becomes more evident. "Touch yourself for me," your command makes me tingle with excitement. I slide my hands up along my stockings, under my skirt. I spread my thighs and brush my fingertips over my panties. My free hand slips into my bra and pinches my nipple,.