It all starts with buttons. Undo one, two, three or more, and a cute sundress can become tantalizing and provocative, if my mood and the audience is r...ght. I already had a head start with my top two buttons undone, allowing the fabric to fold away from my bra-less titties, revealing my cleavage (as if free-range b-cups could be called such have a thing) to just above the bottoms of my boobs, revealing about a third of my breasts, but my nipples were well-covered. The heat and humidity of the. .. but this is wrong! I am starting in the middle, well not exactly the middle, but not at the beginning. Dad, he's not really my dad, but he is too, he's my stepdad, but who wants to say that! Yuch. Well, SNAP, to get back on the subject, Dad would tell me to calm down and start at the beginning. So I'll try, but I have never written anything before, and I have so much to tell, and it gets so confusing, and well anyway...When I was nine, I was living in Mindanao, that's in the Philippines,. "Oh my. What have I done now?***The President watches the video feed of the dance. It's a show just forher, before the show begins for the rest of the country. The newt hasdone a lovely job. She is amused and pleased. This is what masculinitydefeated and humiliated looks like. This is what men need to see inorder to learn their place.There are the boys in blue, looking strong and handsome (most of them),acting like males, leading as they dance, just like men think theyshould.And then there are. He thought to himself, (I be meselfonce again, don?cha know? Faith and Begora! What the Devil is this?) Withmind ablaze with his own questions on why he was still speaking and thinkingin an Irish Brogue, he made his was to shore.?Oh, crap. The King of the Leprechauns, ?Blessed me with the Luck of theIrish?, it wasn?t a wish! Oh, Erin go Baraugh!? mutter Bob as he made hisway to shore.On shore Bob found his clothing waiting. His male clothes waiting! ??Tis afine day!? Bob called out. .