You actually burn your hand opening the car door.Sunscreen is sold year round, kept at the front of the checkout counter, a formula less than 30 spf i... a joke, and you wear it just to go to Circle K.Some fool can market mini-misters for joggers and some other fools will actually buy them.Hot air balloons can’t go up, because the air outside is hotter than the air inside.No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car.You can understand the reason for a town named‘Why!’.This One Is. “Jesus, Holly. I feel like shit.” He opened his eyes narrowly to see the short nineteen-year old looking as rough as he felt, her blonde hair sloppily pulled back behind her head, the silky strands looking like frayed strings.She managed a very small, tight smile. “That makes two of us.” She glanced past Gene and nodded to someone behind him. “When you’ve got your bearings, we’re wanted in forward debrief.”Gene closed his eyes against the pounding which had started in his temples. “At least get. If you ever want more steady players I hope you’ll think of me.”As we’d teased each other, I had undone the zipper and button that held KC’s skirt in place. Suddenly, as we were swaying to the music her skirt dropped to the floor. KC stopped and looked at down at it around her ankles in mock horror. She put her hands on either side of her mouth and said, “Oh, dear. My clothes seem to have fallen from my body.” She had been commando, so stood before me nude, except for her sexy spike heels.I. For most of you, that will mean it’s hard to figure out what the weights mean. It’s a way to give a rough idea of how much someone weighs without being locked down to a particular number. The ambiguity is purposeful. As for the bust sizes, well, those are modern. You’ll just have to deal with the anachronism. Because this story is an analogue, I’m going to include real-world accent descriptions here for the characters who have them, just in case it isn’t obvious.Second Author’s Note: I’ve tried.