.?"The Admiral, with a resigned sigh, restricted herself to: "Oh Fiona,what have you done now?"Yep, I was in trouble again, and Sam was back to being ...he Admiral.Realising the direction things were going, I replied aggressively:"Look, the creep tried to rape me."Then, somewhat righteously: "It was my duty as a campus securityauxiliary to bring him in for questioning."My indignation didn't seem to move them, as both the Chief and theAdmiral simultaneously voiced a sceptical: "Rape?"Aggressive. "I'm tired of going out every day and trying to pretend like I want to be there. Tired of trying to talk to people, trying to understand all there stupid little games and lies. No-one says what they mean. They all hide behind innuendo and veiled references." What's it like?" she asked, quietly, picking up the DVD box and turning it over and over in her hands, watching the reflected light play on the surface."I don't know," he shrugged. "What's it like being a woman, or having Japanese. "We stood in the garden I had always tended,As waving her wand my old life she then ended.First from a pumpkin a grand coach did spring,Next rats turned to horses - a wonderful thing!When mice became footmen in fine livery,The woman then switched her attention to me."You too need to change," she said quite calmly,As the light from her wand transformed my body.I shrank rapidly with the spell gathering pace,Giving me breasts and a prettier face,My hips became broader, and my hair it grew longAnd. Wapas aake jab unhone mujhe khana banate dekha to bole “ kya baat hai, Neha to badi ho gayi ab, khana bhi bana leti hain… “ meine has ke kaha “Or kya, aaap mujhe stupid samajhte ho?”Agle din mein nahaane ke liye apne kapde nikaal rahi thi to jiju bole, “Neha, main bathroom ka shawar nahi chal raha hai, tum guest room ke bathroom mein naha lena” or keh ke office chale gaye. Meine fatafat se bathroom me jaake nahane ke baad apni kachchi or bra ko wahi pe dhone ke liye daal diya. Maine socha pehle.