I don't really know why, but I was turned on by the thought of beeing dominated and beeing "forced" to serve someone sexually. But at this time I did ...ot think about serving a master, but preferably a mistress. My first sexuall encounter related to BDSM was with a prostitute. She had an ad in our local newspaper and stated there, that she was experienced with BDSM and beeing the dominant force at it. I called the number and nervously told her, that I would like to make an appointment. She told. I know you keep them so go look.And if you’re too fat, that’s not his fault. We see each other everyday and all I ever you do anymore is sit around drink tea and watch the television. One box of chocolates in February doesn’t make you fat for March through January. If you’re not happy about your weight, get off your ass.If you want Ricky to give you something different for Valentine’s Day, give him some hints.” Helen was getting tired of trying to make her point so she went a different. Then in evening we were chatting and she suddenly asked me whether I have a girlfriend I said “no” and I asked “do you have a boyfriend” she also said “no” and she was started to asking “why I don’t have a girlfriend, and all” and I told her in some naughty voice “didn’t found anyone like you yet” I don’t know how those words came out of my mouth in such manner, then I thought that may she will think of me as if I’m hitting on her and she smiled and said “shut up”.These two words gave me some. .. I have a shelf full of DVD's that I can watch at any time that leave absolutely nothing to the imagination.I even have a recording of the scene where I was conceived! It happened during a spy parody called She’ll Never See You Cumming. If you watch carefully in Scene 3, you’ll see that my dad cums inside my mom when he is banging her on the hood of a ‘57 Chevy. He was supposed to pull out, but they were in love by this point, and I popped out 9 months later.True, it was a little weird, as my.