You think socks are too formal for a Summer serviceyou think the Holy Trinity is “reduce, reuse and recycle”when you watch Jaws you root for the s...ark (“Hey, sharks have to eat too!”)you think “Whatever” is a valid theological pointyou think a Holy day of Obligation is your turn to bring coffee hour treatsyou know at least two people who are upset that trees had to die for your church to be built.Q: What is a Unitarian Universalist?A: Someone who believes in life before death.A: An atheist with. House chores. T.V. Lunch. Relaxing. The whole day long though I would glance at mom and think maybe I should have just left my hand played with her tit last night and pretend to asleep if she woke up. I decided next time I wouldn't play it safe. After dinner I went to take a shower and the power went out." MOM!MOM!" "I'm coming.I was just coming to give you a flashlight in case this happens." she laughed. "Grab your clothes and towel. You can shower in my bathroom." I pick up my clothes and. We kissed and hugged for a long time. Then she told me Mr. Crane had a beautiful daughter my age and maybe we could make it a double date. I laughed and said I knew he wanted to get her in the sack. She agreed and said she looked forwarded to that but just maybe I could get his daughter in the sack also. I was a bit hesitant about going on a blind date but as it turned out Sally Crane; same name as my mother turned out to be a beautiful girl. She had one of those pixie hair cuts. It was cut. They asked who they could have for the other two. I asked the girls who they thought we could free up for a couple of days and they suggested Rubi and Dani, so we, along with one of the crew went to find them. Rubi and Dani didn't want any part of it but said they would drive taxi's for Brende and Twilia so we went to Lena's to use the radio to find them. They were both on the big boat and were halfway to Lena's so we waited for them. Rubi was happy that they could both run the big boat instead.