Almost two weeks after my intense interlude with Hazel I came home from work to find Wanda sitting on my front porch. Wanda lived next door to us and ...he had a problem. Her husband was out of town on business and her electric dryer wouldn't work and she had a load of clothes that she had just taken out of the washer."Would you look at it Ray? I wouldn't even begin to know where to look."In a way she was lucky. I hadn't planned on coming straight home from work, but Heather had called me at work. I just finished cleaning."2. My mother taught me RELIGION."You better pray that will come out of the carpet."3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL."If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"4. My father taught me LOGIC."Because I said so, that's why."5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC."If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT."Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case. Fuck. What a goddess. I do her bidding. My tongue tastes my sperm and her juices. She utters something in her native language I do not understand. Her hands hold my head firmly in place as her body tremors and flexes. Her hips thrust against my face as her strong thighs squeeze my head. I can't breathe. Her orgasm sweeps over her body."Get out! She says firmly. I am slow to get off my knees. "Get the fuck out!" She shouts standing and pushes me out the open camper door. I land on the tar seal. It was nice meeting you. The way we kept encountering each other it was almost as if we needed to meet. Me: it’s not every day you encounter such a beautiful mature woman, especially one that takes an interest in meDeb: well it’s not everyday I encounter such a cute young man. I guess I should ask how old you are? Sorry if that is too forward Me: I am 24Deb: wow. Well I am flattered that I exchanged numbers with someone so young. I am old enough to be your mother! Me: oh ya? Well I’m glad I.