"Silently, I asked, "So, Peace, Alpha ... what do you know about the girl sitting on the floor of my room?"Peace answered first, as she had obviously ...een anticipating the question. "She's clean. No weapons; I checked." Thank you, but not what I meant." She's your present from Mr. Matsudoki." Even though this was entirely silent and out of sight, I could still tell she had a huge grin on her face."Uh huh. My present." I'm sure she'd be happy to do ANYTHING you want." This time the unseen grin. "Hi sweetie how are you?" chirped Mary entering the private room."I am a little sore Mary. Why have you sent me here to have theseoperations?" Joanna quizzed."Well you look fantastic as a woman and you did tell me that youpreferred the fabrics that these clothes are made from," Mary said in acondescending tone. "That doesn't give you the right to have my body changed, does it?"Joanna snapped back"Well you did get dressed for me that day just after I found your stashof clothes that you had. Whereas, in the Realms, she can reach new heights and become so much more. She also felt more alive there.Eventually, Tom approaches her about the feeling of “wrongness” that radiates from her. It isn’t evil, just something not being right. All the instructors have noticed and how students of the dojo are starting to be affected by it.Inviting her into his office, he gets straight to the heart of the matter, asking her what’s bothering her. She explains; he listens. He can’t argue with her. Twirling.Shoes scraping the concrete she flows in and out of disturbingly impressive male voices of bourbon and cigarettes and the melodic notes of sultry purring females. She delivers each and every line and inner-monologue as if she’s reading Shakespeare: passion and pain and brooding.And all of the mother fucking sound effects present in damn near every comic.POW! BAM! ZWOOSH! CRUNCH! KABOOM! BZZZZ!It’s got me laughing so hard I swear my ribs are going to crack and my lungs are going to.