The announcer finally came to our turn.“Now we are very proud to be the only school in this area to have two boys with acceptance onto the Woman Typ... Two programme.” The Headmistress spoke across the PA. I could hear the murmer of the crowd increase slightly. This was the high point as ever at these ceremonies. To me it was starting to seem like ritual humiliation!“Andrew Dimitri, now to be known as Anastasia, has always been a prime candidate for the programme.” There was a number of chuckles. I could not stand it anymore; I needed to feel something more than this maddening, teasing stroking. Releasing the cock behind me, I reached into my purse and pull out a lube tube that I always kept in there. I pressed the tube into the hand behind me…After a long, maddening delay, I felt the slickened head of a cock pressing against my asshole. I pushed back and felt the hard shaft, slick with the lubricant, sliding into my tight butt. Good thing I decided to wear high heels today…The extra. . 'quirk' I mentioned we need to talk about. Please excuse this."The lead scientist pulls open his lab coat, unzips his pants and pulls out his erect cock. The Director watches with wide eyes as the man pushes his entire length into this recently-revealed artificial orifice."ERROR." The tinny voice announces flatly.The man frowns, and pulls out, before slamming in again. The Director hears the door's voice actually emit a sexual grunt, before once again announcing "ERROR." The scientist keeps. " Adirondack?" she said. "Isn't that the name of a... a snake?"I laughed at her. "I think maybe you're thinking of 'Anaconda, ' -- and that's a flattering image, thanks very much! But, no. 'Adirondack' is a bat -- a baseball bat. I know it's a somewhat grandiose nickname to give to my little friend, there, but... there it is." You gave it its own name?" She was bemused."It's not unusual," I said, defensively. "Lots of guys give their penises names." Adirondack," she repeated."Hey, it's not.