I had never had a drink in my life, and Barry, in all his wisdom, gave me tequila as my first alcoholic drink.It tasted awful. Maybe, it was the sting...of tequila or the fact that it was my first drink, but I drank all three shots only because I didn't want to disappoint Barry. With my face cringing from the taste, Barry smiled and said "I bet you can't take a fourth." Preparing to accept the challenge I said, "oh, really?" "Yeah." After a pause and a semi-tipsy pout, I reached for the last shot. For a mercenary, it was strange to see that he was willing to reinforce them for free, save for what they plunder.And as the evening dawned and residents enjoyed another peaceful day, dozens of carts on fire rolled towards the town and released six goblins each as it crashed onto a structure or a tree. While some were easily executed immediately, the sound of cannons roared around the town's cherished forest. The newly-rubbled streets blocked citizens and guards alike, as the orc horde came. At work, your boss is out on vacation and no one is looking over your shoulder. The machinery all works as it should, the parts are readily at hand and no one has borrowed a tool and forgotten to return it. Someone brings in bagels, and there is even your favorite onion & garlic, still slightly warm from the oven.Lunch is at a local pub and that waitress you have had your eye on stops to chat and slips you her number. The day ends early and you are on the road before rush-hour, heading to your. “I think most men really enjoy oral.”“Do you like going down on me?”“Honestly, it’s one of my favorite things. I love the way you react and move while I’m doing it.”“What about this bush of pubic hair I have?” she asked pulling it with her fingers. “Do you like that?”“You want me to be honest?”“Yes, goddamit!” she shouted.“You had it trimmed down once, quite short. I really liked it like that.”“But you’d like me to be bare like the women you see in porn, right?”Charlie wasn’t about to deny he.