Our guest tonight has been Crystal McKay, former adult actress and now CEO of Velvet Nights Video. Welcome back Crystal." Thank you, Stormy," Crystal ...miled."And since I know so many of you have been waiting, we're going to open the phone lines and take some questions for our guest. One thing to keep in mind folks. This is the Arnie Crew Show and we know from time to time callers have been know to get a little out of hand. Especially when we have such a lovely guest as the lady sitting across. “Good evening Aunt Lydia, Mama, William, Victoria, Gina, and Angelica.”“Jake its good to have you back,” said his mother to general agreement.“Shall we take our places?”Everyone sat, Jake said grace and the maids started serving.“A small announcement,” said Jake, whilst serving was proceeding, “I’m taking a holiday.”“A holiday?” asked his mother, Florentina.“Not a grand tour Jake, surely,” said Aunt Lydia.“No, no. Ten days or a fortnight, no more. I need to get my mind together and there is. “Did you know?” I asked, hoping that he would reply something like, ‘I had an inkling,’ or ‘I had my suspicions,’ but he shook his head and replied,“I had no idea. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. What the fuck do I do now?” He bought the coffee cup up to his mouth but his hands were shaking too much for him to take a sip. He put the cup down and put his face in his hands. “It’s no wonder she’s gone off sex. I’m the wrong gender. She wants cunt, not cock.”Cheryl stood up and hugged him. “It will be okay,” she. .. so much?”“Brett, I’ve been mildly unhappy for years after my mom divorced. I had hopes that when she remarried, things would be better, but I got two stepbrothers that are not even worth the cost of the two bullets to put them out of my misery. I must always be alert in my own house because they threaten my virginity.“This group of girls gathered here, the five originals from the lunch table, Cera, and even Meka, are the first really good friends I’ve had in years. Getting to know that.