”Bluntly, Ed said, “After this is over, I’m going to find someone that likes to ride and go out for a week of hunting rocks.”Nodding thoughtfu...ly, John said, “What about, oh what’s her name from the rock store?”Looking up from the last bit of French Toast, Ed said, “Who? Kim?”“Yes, Kim.”“She’s a woman. I don’t know how I would handle being out with a woman alone for a week.”Shrugging, John replied, “It’s okay with me if things develop, just so long as you are honest about it. I’m sure the wives. Maybe Laura's Toes—it's so popular this year. Pretty hot stuff, don't you agree?" True, true," Mrs. Claus said. "Laura's Toes is certainly my favorite, but I was thinking more along the lines of a vibrating dildo. One of those new three-speed babies. Fast. Slow. Ho-ho-ho!"Santa nodded sagely. "Good idea. And batteries to go with, right?" Of course," Mrs. Claus confirmed. "What good's a vibrating dildo without batteries? So that settles that—one of the new Unicorn Hummers." But wait," Santa. I will taste it later. I told Karen to dress conservative because it is an actual ad shoot. Don’t worry about anything else I will handle it. I told her what hotel and what time to get there. I will be there setting up the equipment and talking to the client before hand. I get to the hotel and meet the client. His name is Len. I set up the cameras and the lights by the desk we be shooting over. I told Len this is my first time working with this model but heard good things about her. This shoot. How can he sue for a contract that expired or doesn’t exist?” I asked aloud.“As far as I can make out from the suit,” Marianna began, “It says that since we continued on under the same agreement, it implied that I was continuing the contract. But, I’m not a lawyer, so I don’t know if I’m interpreting it correctly. In any event, I will not pay him one red cent for anything. He has stolen millions of dollars from me and now he seems to think I will give him even more. I will go to jail first!”.