. Matt, my name is Doctor Stephens. How do you feel?" To be honest doc, I've been better. I feel like crap and not sure where I am or how the heck I g...t here." Matt, you were in an auto collision and had a head injury. You had surgery to fix some broken bones, internal bleeding and lacerations on both your arms and face. We did every test and scan possible, as is normal for severe head injuries, and you were extremely lucky with only minor swelling in the brain. After the swelling went down we. ’ she was surprised at how cynical and sarcastic her voice sounded. ‘Aaah…’ Todd looked understanding, ‘And so you decided that I’m not a gentleman.’ she giggled at the irony and he grinned back, ‘Well in that case, I believe that you’re going to be shaving tonight.’ She looked, and felt, a little startled, ‘But what will I tell him?’ Todd shrugged, ‘I don’t know… I suppose you could tell him that you spent the night fucking your…’ his voice trailed off, ‘What would you call me?’ ‘My hero,’ she. Only when I was face to face with the stranger who was also my betrothed did I look up. I am sure readers you have conjured up an image from the erotic romance novel which you keep hidden at the very back of your underwear bureau- wherein you see the hero of our story giving me a salacious grin and me swooning at the very sight of him…but reign in your thoughts. What I saw, maybe described as a confirmation of my worst fear. Hold your thoughts again! He did not resemble a pig nor some other. Main maze mein laeti apne honto ko kaat unhe choot khilati hui boli: Mmmm… papa… isse main nahi sudharne wali.Ispar papa meri choot ki honto ko apne danto se halke kaat kheechte hue mujhe tadpaane lage.Main: Ahh!Agle kuch 5–6-minute woh meri choot khate rahe aur fir main boli: Papa, aise to main nahi sudharne wali.Papa: To kaise sudhrogi.Main: Aapke dande ki maar se shayad sudhar jaun!Papa samajh gaye ki main kiss dande ki baat kar rahi hun. Aur uth khade hue aur apne shirt aur payjame ko nikal.