MIL: Lagta he tumari choochiyan ab bahut demand me he .. (laughing)..Manya: Dekho to kese besharmo ki tarah chooste hi jaa rahe he.Meri doodh wali cho...chi ki koi value nai rahi ..Me: Are , ye kya keh rahe ho . Meri choochi nayi he na isliye ye log jyada choos rahe he. Aur doodh wali choochi se achi aur koi choochi nai ho sakti.MIL: Bahu , muje pata nai agar amit ne tumse kahan he ki nai.Me: Kya?MIL: Is ghar ki sab aurato ko saal me ek baar ek test se guzarna padta he.Me: Woh kya?MIL: Is test ko. “Where are you going, Pierre?”Pierre (paddling downriver): “I am leaving you, Womahn””.Marie (holding up his gun): “But Pierre, what will I do with zis?”Pierre (paddling faster): “Give it to your brothair”Marie (holding up his axe): “But Pierre, what will I do with zis?”Pierre (paddling even faster): “Give it to your brothair”Marie (holding up her skirt): “But Pierre, what will I do with zis?”Pierre (paddling upriver): “Some day I leave zat womahn.”Pierre: “For forty year, Pierre, he drive ze. I did my exercises and ate just like I was supposed to, because I knew Dawn would ask about it. My exercises didn't hurt like they used to anymore, and my muscles were getting back to more like normal. I even tried a little dancing. I wouldn't be good for hours, yet, but I would be good for a few dances with my women tonight.I was watching the news with my feet propped up when they got back home. I got up and met them at the door. I kissed Dawn and Mary and hugged Andie and Sammy. I shook hands. It's hard to believe the drastic changes brought about by such a minor event in only two short weeks. I suppose that it only ended up like this because of the kind of people we are. It's unlikely a normal family would have done the things we've done under similar circumstances.That conversation led to a discussion of the DVD Toby gave us of the events that took place at Craig's house the first weekend so of course we had to put the DVD on.Things have been pretty hectic lately. It slipped my.