It was a long, long evening for me, watching TV in my room. I was so excited just thinking about what was going on that I had to watch a couple of my ...avourite porn videos and wank myself at least three times, as I recall. At about 11.30 Mum knocked on my door and came into my room. She was dressed, but only just, in a short skirt and blouse. It was clear her underwear had been dispensed with. She removed the skirt, sat in my chair and started to rub her clit. As she did so she told me of the. You "Shlurkitch- shhlurpy- Oh baby ooh baby - damn see all I want to do is treat you right- shhlurpy- shhlurpy- shhlurpy- and make you feel loved daddy- ooh -shhlurpy-shhlurpy-shhhlurpy-shhhlurpy- tell me if i- shhlurpy- t-tuh-t-t tell mee if I'm suckin' it to rough..- Shhhlurkitch- Uhhhh- God I love it, shhlurpy-shhlurpy just taking big lack juicy dick down my throat daddy- yes, I want you to know i love you John and worship you dammit- shhlurpy-shhlurpy-shhlurpy-shhlurpy-shhlurpy-shhlurpy...'. Proving herself to be the friend I knew her to be, she offered to cancel a trip to the theatre that night to come around and keep me company. I explained that I was feeling a lot better than expected and there was no need to cancel her night out. She was dubious about my answer but agreed that she and Sam would be round tomorrow evening.The next hour was spent soaking in a very hot bath, with my landline unplugged and my mobile switched off. As usual, I took a book, Terry Pratchett's 'Going. The makeup was stunninglybeautiful and he felt so glamorous and sexy wearing it. The jewelry wasdazzling and very ultra feminine. The earrings were beginning to hurt hisears a little but he really didn't care about that anymore."Do you like darling?" Oh God, yes, it's incredible, I look just like a sexy woman, I neverbelieved I could, I thought I'd look silly." Nonsense darling, you're gorgeous and I know some homosexual men thatwould go gaga over you sweetie." There was that homosexual.