.It's 6:00 A.M. and I wake up after a restless night of sleep. I really don't get into Valentines day because I don't have anyone in my life. I always...find it hard around the Christmas Holidays and Valentines day because of being alone with no one to celebrate it with. But I get through them every year. I get out of bed and make some breakfast and the phone rings. A good friend is on the other side. He always calls on Valentines Day to talk and he always ends with telling me he loves me. We are. “Never seen a bed like this before and LOOK it shakes when you siton it. Shawn looked surprised. “That’s for getting you turned on I reckon."J.W replied. "Hey look at all this shit right here, plastic doodles, that shake."Shawn said as he found the on button and slid it in between his legs and jumpedabout as it tickled his groin area. “He’s having fun with that thing so letsall find one and see what they do." J.W hooted. Well all the boys were nowjumping about as their cocks felt the plastic. He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.'I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'We haven't used that repairman since...IDIOT SIGHTING.I live in a semi rural area.We recently had a new neighbor call the local city council office to request the removal of the DEAR CROSSING sign on our road.The reason: 'Too many dears are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'IDIOT. Her bare legs looked fantastic,her shapely calf muscles accentuated by her matching brown suede ankleboots with the pencil-thin four-inch heels. Her long blonde mane fellloose over her shoulders in silken amber waves. David heard twounfamiliar voices in the hallway - a well-modulated, elegant woman's,and another harder to identify voice. He thought it might belong to ayoung girl or a small child, but it sounded soft and sweet rather thanfeminine.The door to the lounge room opened and David.