”“I never thought of it that way,” I remarked.She released another long gush. “I can feel my colon deflating and my tummy going back to normal... I love that feeling.”“Linda said expelling an enema is half the fun.”“I thought you weren’t going to mention her.”“I’m not going to discuss what she and I practiced,” I replied, “except to say some of what you and I have done is what she and I did and some of it has been totally original.”Helen pressed her hand to her abdomen. “I can feel the water. Moving into my apartment I was looking around and saw that there were women of all ethnicities and ages; a bachelor's paradise. Take for instance the family that shared my building: Mom; 5'8", 165, 34 or 35, 42DD-30-42, black/brown and very dark complexioned: Daughters; triplets; 5'6" 135, 15 or 16, 34C-26-38, black/brown and like Mom very dark complected. With the number of women around it was a veritable smorgasbord of female pulchritude.I had been here about three months when one Saturday. (Camera pans to Richard.)Richard (Grinning): Of course, every night.BZZZZZZ (A buzzer sounds.)Peter: I'm sorry Richard that is not what your wife said. She said she has never had an orgasm, at least not with you. She says you couldn't make a hungry tiger come with a pound of chop meat.(Camera pans to Richard and Robin.)Richard (Turning to his wife.): Baby, what do you mean? You have one every time we make love.Robin: Are you really that dumb? You can't tell I'm faking it? I was looking at my. He doesnt reply right away. He looks up and down the street. Im just a few blocks from home and its not a busy street. He turns off his flashlight and hooks it on his belt. Why dont you show me your tits? he finally says. What? I gasp, completely shocked. Youve got nice tits, he says, Id love to see them. Are you serious? I say, feeling my heart rate suddenly jump. Ive heard about these stories, too. Its cheaper than a ticket, he says, And you wont lose your license. For a long moment I just.