" Which also adds to the safety factor from pregnancy, too," I included. "Condoms are the least effective means of birth control — well outside of t...e Catholic church's answer to contraception — but they are the second most-effective way of disease prevention." With not doing it in the first place being the first," Kasey said. "Thanks, Dad. I know this might have been uncomfortable for you and it was not my intention. I wanted you to know that I am not a bed-hopper nor am I putting myself at. “Dad really went downhill without you, Mom. Karen was nothing but an interloper, a pernicious influence, strict as fuck with me, with Julie, and with Manon. As the eldest, though, I got the brunt of it. The twins, they got off relatively easy. Karen kept pushing me with this abstinence talk, with the constant meeting with Mormon elders, with Sunday School, with all that jazz. Lectures on masturbation, on sexual ‘immorality,’ aka ‘fornication,’ etc.“At one point, Dad pulled me aside, shook his. Good god!! I’ll never forget that! Immediately it felt better than anything I had ever felt and within about 2 or 3 minutes I had my first orgasm! It happened fast but not like a jolt… it was like it built slowly, starting as soon as I put the vibrator against the underside of my already hard boy dick. Absolutely nothing could have made me move it away after I put it there and it built until an amazing warmth flowed all through me, especially in my tummy… and then my knees went totally weak. After a moment then she cleared her sobs and said with her wet smile, “You’ve never actually said that before.” I looked at her trying to stop my own tears and said, “What? Of course I have. Remember we were going to save our virginities until we were married.”She choked on some more tears and a little laugh and said, “No silly… I said I was saving myself FOR the man I was going to marry. I loved you so much, I just wanted it to be you, and kept hinting, but you never proposed.”‘OH MY GOD!’.