I had just finished relieving myself when I heard the door open. The unmistakable sound of heals echoed on the tile floor. The footsteps walked straig...t across the bathroom and entered the last stall which just happened to be the one next to me. I looked down to find to my surprise that they were the shoes of the woman from the lobby. I heard a brief ‘zip’ then the rustle of clothes as I saw her lower her skirt to her ankles. It took me a second to realize it, but I then noticed as she sat. You're a robot--a machine. I won you in some radio contest and I'm going to sell you on eBay in a few days. You're worth more money than I've ever seen in my life, and I can finally afford a new car and pay off a big chunk of my mortgage." Oh," she said. "I thought you liked me. I was looking forward to being fucked in all my holes by my new owner, but if you don't want me, I'll accept that." Look, I'm sorry. But I know you're not really aware of this conversation."She raised her eyebrows.. After a couple of fast dances we retreated to the table for another refreshment. As we nursed our drinks Theresa continued to look at me with that sly smile prompting me to say, "Lady, you must realize that you are driving me crazy."Theresa responded, "I know." She added, "I hope you don't mind, its kind of fun."I smiled back and said, "Theresa, I'll give you a week to cut it out."Another slow song had started and Theresa jumped up, pulled off her jacket and yanked me out of my seat. On the. Imean, aren't I just transgendered?"Cynthia laughed. "Well, honey. You certainly are going to be just aspretty as any woman and you can take pride in that. You'll wear beautifulclothes and you'll have the most feminine, gorgeous body. All the menwill stare at you and hunger for you. But, baby. You don't know the firstthing about being a real woman. Maybe you'll learn. Maybe." What if I finished the surgeries and got a vagina?" Well, right now, I'd say one step at a time. You learn to live.