He nodded in acknowledgement to them and walked over to the urinal. As he was unzipping his pants, he felt a body near him. Turning, he saw one of the...men standing directly behind him, also unzipping his pants.“Hey mister?” he asked. “Ever had a cock up your ass?”Slightly amazed and also alarmed, he tried to ignore the man.“Hey mister? Didn’t you hear me?” the man asked, moving closer to him.“I heard you but I didn’t think I needed to answer you,” he said, quickly pulling the zipper up. ? After I got over my panic I got ready. The door buzzer rang and I let John and Jane in. When they got to my condo door and I opened it, the tension was sudden and so thick you could practically see it. John and I looked at each other and said hello, neither of us making eye contact. Jane looked at me, then at him, then back at me. ‘OHMYGOD! You guys are dating again! Oh my god! Oh my god! This is sooo great!’ Janey was gushing. Her eyes were wide and she got excitedly animated. John looked at. Q: Why did God give women boobs and nipples?A: To make suckers out of men!Q: What do call the moisture on Dolly Parton’s chest?A: Mountain DEWQ: What do you call that patch of hair between an old ladys tits?A: Her snatch.Q: What does Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman have in common?A: If you take away the legs and the breast you’re left with a smelly greasy box?Q: Why did the Blonde have square boobs?A: She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.Q: When does a waitress wear a bikini?A: In a. Wait... don't cum..."Ross slowly stopped his motions, requiring all his self-control, since he was so close to cumming. "What? What is it, Mon?" I want.... I want to ride you... Let me ride you, Ross."Ross withdrew his cock, leaving Monica with the feeling of wanting it again. He closed the lid to the commode, and sat down on it. Monica stepped over to him, on shaky legs. She straddled him and sat onto his lap, trapping his cock against her clit."Are you sure you're ready, Mon?" Ross gave a.