I sent her a little "Hi , how you doing?" message to her inbox and surprisingly, she responded.After a little chit chat, I asked her what she was afte... and she bluntly responded with "I'm looking for big dicks. Have you got one for me?". Holy shit. So in response, I sent her a dick-pic with caption "what do you think?". She replied "Not bad -I've seen bigger black dicks, but not many ,yours is good". I guess that's not the worst response to a dick pic I suppose, ha ha .After a little more talk,. “It’s a living,” I conceded.Our first moment of telephone awkwardness followed with some uncomfortable silence.I was first to break it.“So, I hope your Mom isn’t teasing you too much?”“Uh, no. Oh wait, you heard that?” she asked in embarrassment.“Yeah, I think she meant for me to hear it.”“Ugh!” she groaned. “Yeah, I told her everything this morning.”“Everything?” I asked suspiciously.“Well, no, not every detail,” she admitted quietly.“But she knows you got your man?”“She does,” Jen said. Johnny the bassist brought David a beer. He glanced at me and then did a double take. ‘Queen Jane?’ He asked. I smiled at the nickname. ‘Approximately.’ I answered. ‘Good lord, baby…how have you been?’ he said hugging me. ‘What the hell happened? He wouldn’t talk about you. All but threw things when we asked.’ ‘Johnny, when he tells me, I’ll let you know.’ I said. ‘Well…go find out.’ He said gesturing to Jax. ‘By now he’s wanting someone to save him from Blondie there. She’s a regular little. However, if he believes that he is the absolute power here, he may get severely disappointed if he’s not careful enough (read: cunning). The Ministry of Magic and War is watching the headmasters of the magic schools very closely. By the way, doesn't it seem strange that magic and war have been merged into one ministry? Well, it was specially made that way. Who but a mage will be the best soldier on the frontline?• Oh, fuck the Ministry of Magic and War. We are all sick of them! The Headmaster.