..They all laughed at my gaped asshole “Let the Captain fuck that ass now he'll fall in!” More laughter and then I was subjected to the cruelest ...unishment of all I was shown a tray and on the tray were things made of metal gulls and toy boats all sorts of nautical things they were small and attached to what looked like meat skewers then they showed me a blow torch and heated up one of the things it was a gull until it glowed red “We're going to decorate your ass for you make it pretty you. Jenny needed a reason to let her hair down. Her week had been terrible. First Jenny had been sick, then her car had broken down on the way to what would have been her first job interview since moving to Baltimore. It had taken almost all she had to get it fixed. She’d stopped opening what she believed to be bills and as such had found a less than polite letter from her landlord pinned to her front door. ‘Come up with $300 or your out’. What could she do? When one of her old friends had invited. For those of you reading this tale and wondering what brought me her to the hospital, well sit back and "Let me tell you how I got myself in such a predicament."My wife of 25 years is normally a very nice person unless you do something that really goes against her grain. After being with her for so long I know how she reacts to certain stimuli so I try to avoid those situations at most costs. But the slow death of 13 hour days 5 days a week leaves me little time to live. All I do is drive to. As it turned out to be, it was the doctors wifes panties. A bit confused, I looked from Laura to the doctors wife, both of whom just smiled, said not a word, and each placed a hand on my legs. I tried to give the panties back but was rebuffed I slipped the panties to Laura who placed them in her purse. Outside the restaurant, the four of said our good nights. Laura gave the doctor a hug. She had him at such an angle that he was unable to see his wife as she took hold of my hand placing it up.