Q: Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells?A: Her boobs were too big for B shells.Q: Why did God give women boobs and nipples?A: To make suckers out of...men!Q: What do call the moisture on Dolly Parton’s chest?A: Mountain DEWQ: What do you call that patch of hair between an old ladys tits?A: Her snatch.Q: What does Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman have in common?A: If you take away the legs and the breast you’re left with a smelly greasy box?Q: Why did the Blonde have square boobs?A: She forgot. So as we sat on my couch having a few drinks, she got up to have a smoke on my back patio. Smoking normally turns me off but there was something about her that intrigued me so I was able to look passed it. I was in the kitchen when she came back inside where she grabbed me and kissed me long and passionately. I got her against the wall and we kept making out. Something about pushing her against the wall got her turned on even more and she took my shirt off. We kept kissing and I finally. As we are on our way back home the bus is slightly quiet, except I hear some soft moans coming behind me. I turn to look back but Melissa in front of me calls for me. “Hey Kevin, can you put my hair up in a ponytail for me please?” She asks in her sweet little voice when she wants something. Melissa, is a 5’10 brunette, who treats me like a friend, but not so close friend most of the time. Next to her, is her best friend, Jessica. Jessica, is a 5’7 blond, who loves to use her good looks to get. Elliot was obviously amused. I threw him some dirty looks, he smiled back. As we walked out of the building, he suddenly pulled me out of view behind an ugly piece of art. He grabbed the front of my jacket and pushed me to the wall. For someone who looked rather skinny, he was surprisingly strong. I’d always thought I was powerful, but he didn’t even notice my attempt to free myself. Deciding it was probably cooler to pretend I wasn’t scared, I stopped my feeble struggling and looked up at him..