’David squirmed. He felt conflicted. Either way, he was going to disappoint one person.‘Sorry,’ he typed, ‘having dinner with Dad.’They had ...ust begun to tuck into the lasagne Frank had made when David’s phone pinged again.‘Fucking useless. Where are you when I need you.’David’s stomach plunged. He felt awful.“Dad, I’m sorry, I need to go. Someone has dropped out at work, they really need someone.”“Now? On your birthday?”“I’m the one on call,” said David thickly.“You’re a clown,” Frank replied. He will be waiting for us."Chief Raven welcomed Doug's family with open arms and immediately put the question to Doug. The moment Doug agreed to take the job, Raven sent word to the villagers to gather that evening for an important meeting. Doug definitely had the feeling of being railroaded!Doug was elected unanimously at the meeting and was dressed in the ceremonial robes of office. He was handed a ceremonial war club and told that he was now the arbiter of justice for the village. Ouch, Doug. . He offers the witch a hand up the ramp. “It’s prettier on the outside, but once I start rolling in the money again, we’ll get her fixed up.”“I’m certainly glad for you,” Penelope says. “But you know that I don’t have the money for this voyage.”“Of course I do,” the captain answers with a toothy smile. “We’ll consider this an example of what I am willing to do for folks. It will get me recognized again as the most daring ship out there.”So this will be free?“Does that mean you’re doing it free. She picked out a small device with 4 little steel balls on the end, it was tiny, like 3 or 4 inches long. We bought it and some batteries too and went back to her car. As soon as we got in, she took her new toy out and slid in in her panties and turned it on. She got it positioned just right and started driving. This immediately turned out to be a bad idea, she was getting hornier and hornier and could barely drive. After 2 blocks she pulled into a Walmart parking lot and told me, "You drive!".