We recently had a new neighbor call the local city council office to request the removal of the DEAR CROSSING sign on our road.The reason: 'Too many d...ars are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE.My daughter went to a Mexican fastfood and ordered a taco.She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.IDIOT SIGHTING.I was at the airport,. John was not used to this strenuous activity in this searing heat. He felt a little faint. His knees refused to hold him anymore. He spied a concrete bench just outside Sam’s dorm. He plopped his plump frame down. He pulled his handkerchief from his pocket and mopped his brow.“John, are you ok?”He looked up into the concerned face. Her face was bathed in perspiration. She wiped her face with the back of her hand and licked her lips. An image of her lips wrapped around his son’s cock popped into. " Michelle begged me."OK, Baby Girl. I was just getting you ready." Daddy, trust me, I'm ready!"I pulled her soaking wet panties down, and spread her legs. I saw her love for the first time. I had helped her masturbate, but I had never seen her. It was so beautiful! Her wetness ran from her body down the crack of her little bottom, and as she opened to me, I could see just how swollen her pussy lips and clit were!"Hurry Daddy," She cried out as her hips thrust upward, "I'm on fire!" She moved. If she could just close her eyes and think of some gorgeous tanned Mediterranean hunk maybe, just maybe, she might even enjoy it. Saim would sell her to his best clients, at least that's what he said, so that would be better than the Rat's slobbering vagabonds. The thought of his so-called friends doing as they pleased, even though she was not aware at the time, repulsed her even now and turned her stomach to mush.The aroma of warm bread wafted across the room and made her sniff the air.