" Oh, she's surely that in those slutty platform high heels she likes somuch." You know what I mean. No course of hormones, no surgery could make Hank...nto Barbeesha." Oh, I didn't do things that way. I used... well, I guess you could callit a type of magic. I'll get it for you by end of day."I went back to my desk in a daze. What in the Hell was going on here?Just as I was shutting my computer down for the day, Monique came up tomy desk and handed me a thumb drive. "Here you go, honey. There's. Why leave the house for him when Fred can keep us both happy and we won't even have to leave the house. You will take good care of us, won't you Fred?" Damned right." There, see?" Well, I suppose I could do it as long as we don't do it on Jake's bed. I am curious about Fred's cock since I've listened to you talk about it so much. Does he have rubbers with him? I have to be very careful because Jake has had a vasectomy." What about the three loads the cowboy dumped in you tonight?"Jerry has had. Won’t go there, not with his dick. He won’t hump me at all. I’ve been faithful as much as I can, but it’s actually worse than I let on.“Otherwise, he’s a wonderful husband. Attentive, loving, caring, spoils me rotten, does his best, within his limited means, to provide for me. Hugs, cuddles, you get the idea. But he doesn’t even want a blowjob. He won’t put his dick in any part of me. His tongue, his fingers, sure. Just not his prick. The only part of him that can give me children. Don’t get me. Marie reached over and pulled my top back down and said, “Not like that. Got to be a strip tease. Can’t do it without a strip tease!”I looked at her and said, “I’m not very good at that sort of thing, little one.”“Pfth. Of course you are. Just dance with your hips and slowly remove your clothing.”“That seems a little unfair. I strip for you, but…”“Oh, I’m going to do one for you, but you first,” she said and lay back on the bed looking delightfully alluring, and I just decided that if I was.