It did not come from the geniuses at the farm, oh hell no, I had found it on line. I have no idea what possible everyday, real world use could be made...of a hair brush, which converted into a plastic dagger, but there it was.The only difference between the dagger and a plastic knife at McDonald's was simply the heft of the handle and blade. Also it had a very sharp point at the tip of the plastic blade. A restaurant's plastic picnic type knife bent when cutting a piece of chicken, but my dagger. Mala tyacha kela kiti motha hota yachahi aandaaj laavta aala nahi karan tyala bharpur zaate hote. pan kela changla jaadjud aani aandaje 6-7 inchacha asava. to halu halu tyacha speed vadhavat gela. mag to full speed madhe aala aani keval paach minitat tyane pahila chik kadhala. he mala to shant zala teva kalala. tyane chik aaichya yonitach kadhala hota. to bajula zala aani thoda vel shant aadva padun rahila. mi pahila tar aaichya yonitun tyacha barachsa chik baher pan aala hota. kadachit to. “The Goddam fucking Jeep broke down, I had to walk up here. “ I broke Attention and looked in disbelief, The Corporal was a Female. She walked right to the Desk, picked up the phone. “Hello, Motor pool, please. Thank you.” She looked at me and I snapped Eyes Front, still standing at attention. “I see you have found the Fuck Books, Yes CPL Mckenzie here, Jeep 33696 broke down and is about a half a mile down the road from the west C.P. send pickup for us tomorrow. Thank you.” then she hung up.. Later, as things quiten down, most of us gather around the fire. Couple of the b o y s are making smores. A few head uphill for showers, and Dustin and Johnny disappear into their tent. I just grin and think damm—by the end of the week, that boi is gonna have a gallon of jizz in his ass !Kelso and me get nite watch. I go fish out a couple of beers from the cooler, and we walk up to the top of the hill surrounding the camp. I stretch out on the ground and pop the button of my moto pants. Kelso.