’ ‘Yeah, and how did I do that?’ ‘The whole argument that we had was silly…you were making up reasons to break up with me…tearing up a few...photos, the works. But you acted very well.’ ‘I wasn’t acting. I didn’t make up anything!’ I said. He grinned. Walking past me, he walked over to my desk and opened the drawer. ‘Hey, what-!’ I said as he stopped fumbling through it and looked at me with a grin. ‘Well, well, well Ms. Morris…you break up with me, tear up some pictures, and manage to tape one. " Have her call my assistant and set up an appointment," I said as I reached for a card. "We'll need to have a lot of people, and it shouldn't be too difficult since we'll be hauling freight for most of the people you'll be calling. No cold calling is the best type of sales. When we can find other ways to help out our customers, then it's a win-win situation." Well, we like that kind of work. My friend's name is Barbra Holcomb. She's very good, and I bet she'd love to get out of the sweatbox. There’s a door to the yard by the outhouse.“Hold on,” Edgar said, “I need to pee.”“Go ahead ... it’s two holed ... no waiting.” One of my better lame jokes.The deputy at the gate didn’t know about ... or hadn’t noticed ... the door from the garage into the yard.“You guys want a beer?”The deputy said No, the investigator said after he finished. The ambulance driver turned me down and so did his buddy. I doubted the calves wanted one. They were working on the grass by the old 1964 Chevy Chevelle. Video of him dancing with various officials, dignitaries and functionaries of the party was everywhere. I kept a very low profile. Something told me that my stay as Vice President would be very short. The universe had a hand in all this uncertainty, I was sure.My first night – again – as Vice President went smoother than the last first time. I knew the job. I knew the landscape far better than ever before and I knew that it was a temp job. The one thing I didn’t know was just how temporary my.