I woke suddenly as something brushed my foot,looking up I saw a young fit looking guy sitting opposite me im sure he was further up the carriage when ... boarded,checking along the carriage I noticed there were only two other passengers on the train both much the same age as the guy sitting opposite me.That worried me a little bit but strangely it made me feel a little bit excited.While I continued to read my mag I couldn't resist peeking over the top to see what the young guy was doing,no. .. BUT: it turned out the bird's previous owner was a sailor on a tramp freighter and he had taught the bird to speak with his own tendency to foul (no NOT fowl you idiots) language ... after three or four very embarrassing incidents... (Including one where a young mother who was breast-feeding her daughter was encouraged to "Show us ya tits, Sweetie." ) Pastor Jones decided he was going to have to get rid of the bird. This was not an easy decision to make because he had grown fond of the. Actually it had become a common occurance to be mistaken for a girl by people that didnt know me. how could you blame someone for an honest mistake i mean my longish hair, slender almost femine shape even i knew i looked like a 13 year old girl. Avoiding outside activitie i normally spent recess in the library reading. the friday before holloween i was in the library deep in a book, suddenly i felt a hand on my shoulder and heard "Hi robert" spoken with an unsure tone. Startled i turned around,. "Show me how you'd make love to my foot," she said, "and there may be more for you later in the week."I opened my mouth and swallowed her largest toe, licking between it and the next toe with the tip of my tongue. I ran it along the ridge under her toes, and felt the fleshy ball of her foot fill my mouth. She squirmed, her thighs rubbing together. My tongue moved harder and faster between her toes, as if I could bring her to orgasm that way. Her thighs rubbed together and her eyes got narrow. I.