"All I have are pornos" That's fine" You like pornos?" he asked in amazement."What teenage girl doesn't?" I don't know" he said. "But you know once we...start watching it, I'll want to do more than just watch the movie." Just put in the movie" I demanded."Have you ever done anything?" he asked me."No" I said. "Why do you ask?" Just curious" Put in the movie now Shane"The first little 'scene' in the movie was a girl giving a guy a blowjob in the shower. It was ultra sexy. And it got my pussy a. Phir unhone mera bare me bhi puch ne lagi main bhi bata dia ke main Bhopal me rahta hoo, shadisuda aadmi hoo. Bat karte karte wo ek hat mera thai me rakha tha. Unke hat lagne se andar hi andar mera 7”lund 8 – 8 ½ “ ho gaya tha. Aab unhone dhire dhire hat khikate khiskate lund ke upar le aayi thi. Mujhse or bardast nehi ho raha tha maine unki boob jo ki karib 34 size ki hogi, wo dabane laga blouse ke upar se hi. Andar bra ke karan bahot tight lag raha tha.Wo bhi pant ke upar se hi lund ko sahla. All that day at the office I couldn't get the image of Silvia in that blouse out of my head. I kept thinking about what other items of clothing she might have that would be made of such sexy materials. Did she wear satin or silk nightgowns to bed or to lounge around her house? Would she be excited to know that there are men like me that find such things irresistible? These thoughts kept me from being productive and I decided that I just had to know the answers to these questions!Not wanting to. ..She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.The older woman finally said ... Well, will you look at that ... I'm getting a fax!!Gotta love the 'old gals'!!!!Democracy and RacismA Muslim asks his mother, "Mama, what's the difference between Democracy and Racism?"Mother dressed in her Burkha says "Well, son, Democracy is when the UK tax payers work hard every day so that we can get all our benefits you know, like free.