Her eyes adjusted abruptly to the dark as she looked around and was decidedly unimpressed with the state of the restroom. The two stalls had no doors ...n them! Michelle decided at that moment that she was definitely going to lodge a complaint at the next HOA meeting. "Excuse me. I'm Michelle and I live on Woodberry Street. I'm here to let you know that the bathrooms at the pool are atrocious. I went in there to masturbate the other day and it was an un airconditioned, filthy mess. And there were. Suddenly R Kelly's bump and grind started booming through the house. The guy dancing with my wife quickly moved in and placed his arms onto my wife's waist. This didn't really bother me as I trusted Anna and had seen a few men dance with her in the past. She always pushed them away if they went too far. But this time my stomach turned upside down as I watched my wife throw her head back laughing as she placed her arms around the guy's neck. Still I tried to remain calm as everybody else was. Terry gave a theatrical sigh. "The sponsor is the last to know, when concubines conspire." He looked up. "That's a Chinese fortune I just invented." They giggled at the truth of the remark, as they reached into one package and pulled out a flag, which they shook out and held at the ready.It was the Skull and Crossbones, the traditional pirate flag. He remained baffled. Mary turned to Dolores. "Okay, you win the bet. What was it? Fifty quatloos?" How dare you, Mary? It was a hundred zorkmids if. I was sweating because I’m nowhere close.”“The biggest difference is experience and that takes time. You’ll be fine. Have you figured out who’s marrying who? The clock’s ticking.”Kevin’s exasperation was obvious. “You’re telling me. It feels like one of those I lose either way deals. If I piss Meghan off, she might cut off my Greasy Taters.”“WHAT!”Kevin chuckled then said. “No, the food. She’s my slave she’s not allowed to cut me off the other way.”Ben’s eyes became calculating. “Where did you.