”His poncy nob mates was pissing they selves laughing at me, “Look if its bloody brass you want I’ll pay top dollar, long as she’s virgin, two...legs, two arms, couple of bloody tits, her own teeth, hearing and seeing would be a bonus but long as she can perform in bloody bed I ent that bloody fussed.”“I say George,” one of his mates, a simpering prat dressed like a right ponce says, “You might well marry off your Emily if you play your cards right.”“I ent playing no bloody cards,” I said, “Hard. .. 1. You are willing to park three blocks away from your house because you found shade.2. You’ve experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.3. You can drive for four hours in one direction and never leave town4 You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.5. You know that “dry heat” is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door at 500 degrees.6. The four seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??-ORYou can retire. Soon after she got a job out of state and moved away. The years passed and she forgot about Tabatha and Rob.It looks like we are fated to be neighbors Brenda thought to herself. I might as well do the neighborly thing and take her a bottle of wine and "introduce" myself. Brenda grabbed a bottle of wine and walked towards her front door when she heard knocking. Brenda opened the door and stood face to face with Tabatha. Both women were again caught off guard and froze. Brenda was stunned by the. He tried to ease his discomfort – physical and mental – by carrying on a conversation much as he would if they were sitting around a table together.“That means we can come out for warm baths in the winter months!” Octavia said brightly. She had returned to her usual brazen self – rising so the top of her pink nipples rested at water level. It required her to stand on her tiptoes but she felt the fact that Joseph’s eyes constantly strayed in her direction was worth the effort.“Sadly, that would.