When the music stopped, the M.C. made an announcement for Best Legscontestants to come to the stage. Beverly said, "Let's go Gabrielle," asshe brushed...away intruding hands with one hand and steered me to thestage by my ass cheek with her other hand. I protested but she didn'tlisten and before I knew it we were on the stage with the othercontestants.They ushered all of us behind to the rear of the stage and lowered thecurtain. Then they hung numbers around our necks that hug to ourcrotches and. .. if only he could get his mind straight.Jamey kept thinking these things as he showed the Sayers through the bungalow they would occupy. He tried to concentrate on their conversation but it was almost impossible. Certain things registered, however. Mike was a student at Parksburg City College, athletic, good-looking, in his early twenties, while his luscious young bride of two-months stayed home and played housewife... There was something interesting there when he got around to think about. Jack and Daddy were both on the couch, pretty much at either end. Nobody had killed anybody yet, so I took that to be a good sign.I had to watch where I was walking because my stupid dog decided I'd brought him a snack and was standing right in my way. Jack stood up and took the tray from me as I nudged the beast out of my way with my right leg.I'll never forget the day Jackie brought Bozo over to our house. It was the first time his sister and mother had been to our place and they rang the. "Bang! The shoe was on the other foot. Now she was obligated -- AND off the hook for the decision. Biting her lip, she reached down and pulled the beach drape over her head.If I was making a porn video, she would have had a pair of monster augmented jugs on her chest, pointing straight out like a couple of rounds from an artillery piece -- and almost as firm. Welcome to the real world; she sported a pair of somewhat shapeless B to C cup breasts that appeared to have slid down her chest just a.