I have some good and some bad news.”I asked the office for a weekend pass and they granted it. My auntie was coming to town again. One question was ...sked, “Doesn’t your family ever come to town?”Sally arrived and rang the school and left a message for me. That more than satisfied the office as I think they were beginning to doubt my stories. The lady in the office said, “I wish I could stay at that hotel, that’s really classy.”I felt like saying what we do there is classy too. Actually, I. Chris offered to buy her dinner from a delivery place a few miles away and she graciously accepted. Neil never called to say that he had found her car but Melinda had forgotten all about it for a while.When their dinner got there, it was a mix of random southern barbeque favorites. They ate in companionable silence in his living room listening to music. They were sitting side by side on the couch when she realized that their thighs were brushing against each other on and off. She had no idea. Then, that Monday morning, the craziness began. I was driving to work listening to the local rock station. Bob and Bill were blasting out their peculiar brand of insanity. I’m a diehard fan of their morning show from way back. They had been on just about every morning show on every station in the last two decades. Sooner or later, they’d do something monumentally dumb, like the time they made a wakeup call to the governor’s ex-wife and asked for the lieutenant governor and get canned. But. Then there was a sequence where a man turns into a werewolf, and just as it looked like her was going to eat the girl, he raped her instead ... Well, not rape – but it certainly wasn’t ‘making love’ ... I read it over and over ... I was probably about 15 ... It was a real eye opener ... I absolutely adored it. I found it in the dustbin a few days later – mummy must have got to one of the ‘good bits’ and decided it wasn’t for her ... So I took it out and kept it for myself ... Then bought the.