”The other one agreed. “We’re willing to walk off this stage with a shirt apiece, if you’ll let us come back during break and get the rest of ...t.”Sherry asked them, “Do you know each other?”“No. We just now met here onstage.” One of them answered.I asked them, “What are your names? Are you married? Are you here with someone?”The first one told us, “I’m Alice - I’m not married and I’m here by myself.”I looked at the other one. “I’m Janice - I’m married, but I’m here alone.”“We’ll have to play. It was an elderly lady walking her dog and I thought my chances were looking pretty good as I noticed her puffing on her own cigarette."Excuse me but would you mind ..." I started to say before she interrupted. "No, fuck off your too young to smoke." The lady aggressively replied, without even looking at me.I was shocked to hear anybody reply like that, but especially from an old lady. And they say there are problems with the youth of today.Anyway, a few minutes later a car pulled into the car. Then she reached around and slapped my backside rapid-fire six or seven times. It was jarring in every way imaginable. Finally she released the straightener and I dropped to the ground in abject humiliation and pain.But she wasn't finished yet. She sat back down in the chair and ordered me to crawl over to her."Lie on your back and spread your legs," she said.I was getting scared, "Please Mrs. Lee, I've learned my lesson. Please don't bust me anymore." Relax," she smiled, "I won't break. Their lovemaking became a series of adventures, each spontaneous and more daring than the last. She stripped for him at night to slow, earthy jazz that oozed from the stereo, the dimmed blue light she bought only that afternoon silhouetting her body as she twisted hungrily before him. She spoke to him graphically, breathlessly, as they returned from a Saturday visit to the museum, telling him how the lines and mass of a certain sculpture made her think of how wonderful his own body looked to.
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